it’s a lovely day in sandford, and you are a horrible swan…who has made a new best friend
it’s a lovely day in sandford, and you are a horrible swan…who has made a new best friend
It’s that time of the year again
*new yorker voice* bada bing
*other new yorker across the street* bada boom
*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE
*vendor pops out from a sewer* HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS
*shady-looking man pops out from dumpster* EY TONY
when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
stealy wheely automobiley